You Don’t Want to Sit in Front of Miss Jean

My mother could pick you apart with her eyes. Her hazel orbs scrutinized the tiniest of details as they scanned her subject. Before I brought friends to the house, I warned that Mama would stare at them. From the top of their head to the tip of their longest toe she analyzed every inch. By the time she was done, she knew the texture and color of their hair, the color of their eyes, how much they weighed, whether their clothing was bought or handmade, their personality, and what they had for breakfast. Yep – by the time she was done, one could be partially unclad. But she did not show partiality. No, it wasn’t just youth who suffered her visual interrogation. Adults were not exempt, especially those unsuspecting women who attempted to create their own handmade garments.

You see, my mother was an expert seamstress. Every stitch had to be perfect. If it wasn’t, she would rip it out and sew it again. Daddy claimed she ripped more stitches out than she put in. Not only did she make all of her clothes (even her underwear) and ours, she also “took in” sewing for others. 

She made tailored men’s and women’s suits and other garments, and altered patterns to fit her clients perfectly. Every seam, lapel, pleat, collar and cuff were sewn and ironed to perfection. If there were stripes or plaids, her seams matched. Even the designs on the sleeves were in line with the rest of the garment. Collars laid properly on the garment, understitched to keep from rolling, the turned corners crisp and clean. All seams were pressed open neatly. Pleats were ironed straight and sharp. Gathers were evenly spaced and stitched perfectly so there were no gaps or bunched up fabric. Mama was a perfectionist and her sewing showed that characteristic and her skill. She also had the gift of color coordinating, especially when it came to quilts. She could look at bolt after bolt of fabric and a picture would emerge in her mind of the finished product. The colors would all fit together precisely.  

Back in my young days, many of the women made their own clothes. Believe me, if you wore a homemade garment, you sure didn’t want to sit in front of my mother at church or any other place for that matter. On the ride home, we often heard about Mrs. So ‘n So’s skirt or Mrs. Such ‘n Such’s dress or Mrs. Tu Tu’s blouse or Mr. Brown’s suit jacket sleeves or pants that needed to be hemmed properly. Her analyzation of the sewing job was, more often than not, a true assessment. However, the women probably did the best they could, and most did not have the skill my mother had. They sure didn’t want to sit in front of Miss Jean! She could pick out stitches without a seam ripper. Honestly, by the time the service was over, some of those ladies went home with less on than when they arrived.

As a true perfectionist, Mama didn’t have a high opinion of her own skills though her work was sought by brides and bridesmaids, pageant queens (including a Miss Georgia contestant), prom teens, and women of means who could afford to pay someone to make their garments. Mama wasn’t just an expert seamstress, she was an artist.

Though I have sewn for others, as well as my family, my skills in no way compare to my mother’s. I have about quit sewing garments. I can imagine her breath on the back of my neck as she inspects my seams and collar corners.

I guess I’ll just stick to sewing quilts. Now where is that seam ripper? Oh, never mind, a quilting friend says imperfections just make each project unique and special, and I’m creating a masterpiece.

Catching the Virus

Guest Author, my Daddy

A bald-headed man took up a homestead in Northern Montana west of where the Musselshell and the Missouri meet. The man called himself “Beetlehead”.  When the year 1920 rolled around, he was getting up in years – about fifty.  He had never had a hair on his head, and he had never married. Other men might ride fifteen miles horseback to go to a dance at a country schoolhouse and meet young ladies.  Beetlehead went for other reasons.  He’d rather fight than court.

 “Ain’t nobody can whip Old Beetle,” he boasted. “When I get a challenge, I just duck my head in between my shoulders and plunge in headfirst.” 

But one day Beetlehead met his match!  A woman! He got married. 

“How did a thing like that happen?”  Bee Knapp, a neighboring homesteader and bachelor asked. 

“It’s on account of Blood Pudding,” Beetlehead replied. “Old man Johnson comes by every time a fellow butchers and gets a bucket of blood.  He takes it home and his wife cooks up a batch of pudding.” 

Knapp nodded.

 “Well, I went home and tried that blood pudding.  Made me feel ten years younger.  Felt so young I proposed to his daughter and she accepted.”

Bee Bell Knapp went back to his homestead shack and thought things over.  Whether you live in the mountains or on the prairies, marriage is one of those things that’s catching.  The marriage virus was going around.  Bee Knapp had escaped it for thirty years, but in 1926 it caught with him.  Twenty years later, I caught the marriage virus. Mr. Bee Bell Knapp became my father-in-law.  A person never can tell where the virus will strike next.  

Natural immunity is rare indeed.

Prairies and Mountains

Cross Country (Part Fourteen)

We left our little cabin on Elk Creek to embark on another escapade. A trip to Montana was not complete without a visit to Uncle Buster’s place in the rolling hills of Eastern Montana. He was a prankster and loved to tease the little kids, but he was also full of tales and loved adventures.

We got to his ranch as the oat harvest was underway. I loved seeing the farm equipment at work. Golden fields of oats swayed in the warm breeze that blew off the prairie. A big combine made its way through the field cutting the oats and separating the grain from the stalks. When the tank that collected the oats was full, a trailer attached to a tractor pulled up beside the combine. A pipe shot mountains of gold grain into the trailer. Chaff blew everywhere. We climbed up, grabbed a hand full of oats and let the golden grain fall through our fingers. We scooped up some more and ate fresh raw oats. Before the harvest was over, Uncle Buster even let us drive the combine leaving clouds of chaff and bits of straw in our wake. We helped Aunt Viola prepare the noonday meal for the harvesters. Aunt Viola, Uncle Buster’s second wife, was a Southern girl through and through. She was also a good cook. Her desserts were just as sweet as her slow syrupy Southern drawl. She was so thoughtful and kind to the harvesters and went overboard to make sure they had everything they wanted to eat and drink.

With Uncle Buster, there was always some surprise within reach. One such surprise was going on the sheep drive. Now I had been on a cattle drive and was known as a famous rodeo rider of a bucking malcontent she-horse, so figured I had some experience. The first surprise was when we went out to saddle up the horses and he said, “We’re going in the car.” You can read the previously posted story about our Sheep Drive. Let me tell you, you just don’t know what you’ve missed in life without Great Uncles!

Another adventure Uncle Buster had planned was a trip to Glacier National Park. I was super excited about that! I had never been to Glacier before. They had a small camper hooked up to the back of the old beat up green truck. We crammed into the seat of the truck and headed out. We drove through the town where my mother was born and kept heading north. Oil wells dotted the countryside. Sage brush and prickly pear were scattered through the dry hills with occasional tumble weeds rolling across the road or caught in a barb wire fence. 

We drove through part of the Missouri River Breaks country. That is one place on my list to go back and visit. My Granddad told us many stories of that part of the country. His tales included Sun Prairie Flats, Zortman, Landusky, Malta, the Long X Ranch and the breaks. His voice would break as he spoke with great admiration as he gave descriptions that painted a picture of the beauty and harshness of that land. Uncle Buster was no stranger to that part of the country. He traveled that country by horseback and worked at the Circle C Ranch in Zortman for a time.

As we neared Malta, we were reminded that the Knapp family homesteaded there after the long wagon trek from Oklahoma to Montana. At Malta, we hung a left and stopped in Havre to visit another great uncle and some cousins. I always loved going through Indian Reservations and there were a couple along our way to Glacier along the Montana Hi-Line. That region symbolizes what Montana is all about. It is a land of wide open prairies like my mother liked, fields of wheat and other grains waving in the prairie breeze, cattle grazing in the pastures, towering mountains in the distance, Indian Reservations, big skies, and summer storms rolling across the vast open landscape. Some people look at that and see a lot of nothing. I look at that and see a land ripe with history and beauty. 

We camped at one of the campgrounds near Glacier National Park. The mountains are majestic and beautiful. We stopped and walked through some patches of snow and saw a couple of grizzly bears. They were close enough to see they were bears but far enough away to feel safe. We traveled on the Going to the Sun Road. The mountains, streams and lakes were absolutely breathtaking. Riding with Uncle Buster on a flat straight road was bad enough but riding with him on curvy mountain roads with no side rails was at times maddening. By the time we descended to the valley, I think we were all sweating – except for Uncle Buster of course.

We drove past the deep blue waters of Hungry Horse Reservoir, stopped in Kalispell to visit another cousin and were soon headed back to Uncle Buster’s house. The road back had completely different scenery. At Uncle Buster’s again, we stayed another night then headed back to Big Timber.

Our time was coming to a close and we still had a few more places to go.

Part Thirteen

Every Last Bit

My Granddad really enjoyed eating, especially breakfast. He knew how to make the most of a meal. He didn’t scarf it down but took his time and savored every bite. A mug of coffee or hot tea or hot chocolate was his dunking tank. He managed to find something in every meal to dunk in his drink and when he was done, he’d drink or spoon out the dregs. It didn’t matter what was served to him. At the end of the meal, he always said, “that was the best meal I ever had.” And he meant it. 

It was fun to sit at the table with him. He always had a story to tell, often one I had heard umpteen times before, but it was always fresh and new. In his later years the same tale was sometimes told with a different cast of characters or locations and I believed it every time just as if was the first time I heard it. 

One day as we sat at the table after lunch, he cut an orange in half. He took one of the halves and started eating it, then he squeezed it to slurp out the juice. He turned it wrong-side-out and ate the remainder of the orange. When he was all done, he didn’t say a word. He was too busy working his tongue to get every last bit of pulp from between his teeth. It wasn’t working too well. What he did next shocked me. There are not many things that turn my stomach, but when he popped out his chompers and started sucking the pulp out of his false teeth, I almost lost my lunch.

The Mountains Are Calling

Cross Country (Part Thirteen)

Sis and I started our cross country adventure on June 14. Almost two months later, along with Uncle Sid who we picked up in Port Angeles, Washington, we arrived in Big Timber, Montana. We had numerous adventures along the way (some of which you don’t know about). You might ask what even prompted such a journey for two young gals traveling across the country by themselves. Well, it seemed simple to us. My brother-in-law once gave us shirts that read, “I’ve got the Crazy Mountains in my heart.” That’s part of the answer. From the very first time I saw the homeplace of my Dad and met my family that lived in the heart of the mountains, I was hooked. I can say with John Muir, “The mountains are calling and I must go.” Is that not reason enough? I wasn’t the only one who felt that tug on my heart.

Uncle Sid was an old cowboy. Though his rodeo days of riding bucking broncs had passed, it was still in his blood. The Montana mountains were in his blood, too, and they were calling all three of us. We arrived in Big Timber just in time for the annual rodeo, which was the plan. If you never went to the rodeo with Uncle Sid or the other uncles, you missed a grand adventure.

It was almost as if the hands of time moved back fifty years and Uncle Sid transformed into a young buck. There was energy, excitement, and a real western rodeo. The town took on the atmosphere of the old west with all the horses, and cowboys and cowgirls in their best western shirts with pearl snaps, jeans, vests, cowboy hats, boots and spurs. The whole town came out to take part in the festivities. Many took part in the rodeo. Even the little kids got to try to ride sheep or tie ribbons on a calf’s tail.

Uncle Sid stayed in town a few days before going back home to Washington. He was the most famous bucking bronc rider I knew, the only one in fact. After he left, I figured I’d vie him for that position, but first I needed some practice on the back of a horse. 

Sis and I headed to “the Boulder” to stay with cousin Babs. She set us up in a little cabin along the creek that was a mile or so from the main ranch house. We had a visitor that wanted to share our one room cabin.  It wasn’t quite big enough for all of us and didn’t work out so well, especial for the mouse. You can read that tale in a previous post, O Rats.  

We helped with various things around the ranch but mostly we just had fun enjoying the scenery and spending time with Babs. We had picnics by the creek that ran through their back yard, named the new calf born on the same day as my nephew, threw hay bales onto the back of the wagon one day, rode horses, went to the Cow Belles meeting with Babs, walked around Natural Bridge Falls, and had other adventures.  

When Babs announced we were going on a cattle drive, I was excited! We got up early for the day’s drive and headed out. We drove cattle over the hills and chased them out of the swales and trees. Hats waved in the air and shouts echoed from the ridges as we urged the cattle on. We had our picnic lunch in a stand of Quaking Aspens. As the sun reached the western sky, we made the final push and the cattle were soon enjoying lush green pastures. We rode to the top of the hill and the view was worth every aching muscle. I saw the Crazy Mountains like I had never seen them before. By the end of the day I walked like Uncle Sid, had muscles I didn’t know I had, and had learned several new words of which my Mother would not have approved. Cousin Babs was a great teacher!

A few days later, we went on a horseback ride in the mountains. It was a beautiful day to ride the mountain trails. Little did I know I was about to have another grand adventure. Of course, my rodeo ride was quite by chance – and it wasn’t a bucking bronc but rather a malcontent she-horse who had her belly rubbed by a downed wire. Read about that adventure in a previous posting, Rodeo Rider.

Our time with Cousin Babs passed all too quickly. For years, when we saw each other again, we recounted the stories with great animation of that summer at the ranch. Those memories never grow old. The sights, smells and sounds of laughter are almost as fresh as the day it happened.

We had other adventures there as well. Stay tuned for a few more Montana adventures!

Part Twelve